What they Say When We’re Not Around
1: Regardless of how true something may be, they will still be shocked and appalled at us for thinking it.
2: Women may claim to love a guy with a sense of humor, but a huge bank account is still the biggest aphrodisiac.
3: Role models are important. Ours are athletes, successful businessmen and action heroes. Theirs are just different.
4: Women have very clearly defined goals.
5: Problems aren’t problems as long as you are having a great hair day.
6: If they don’t look good, personality helps.
7: And it doesn’t matter what women do, as long as they’re being classy while doing it.
8: Women have a perfectly reasonable explanation for everything.
9: They will always be completely honest and forthright with you. When the timing is right.
10: Unlike us lazy guys, women can always find something productive to do with their time.
11: Guys tend to waste time with nonsense activities. Women have their priorities straight. And much more interesting hobbies.
12: We can be so insensitive to their needs sometimes.
13: Your grandmother was right… you can meet good girls in church.
14: Family is really what’s most important to them.
15: Some things are passed down from their mothers from birth.
16: Women get upset at the littlest things.
17: Everything is ok, as long as she apologizes.
18: Rationalization is a woman’s best friend.
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